Bayer Warning
So parse the intellectual and moral inconsistency of this at your leisure: I buy aspirin pretty much exclusively for hangovers, but I always buy Bayer, because they’re supposed to be the best for your heart.
It seems like maybe I care deeply about my heart and not at all about my liver, but that’s not it. I just hate it when my head hurts, and I like the idea of something good (heart health! “The Wonder Drug”!) coming from my inevitable hangovers. And I like posting pictures of bears.
Mike: What’s good for a hangover?
Vivian: Heavy drinking the night before.
Dialogue from The Young Ones.
Oh, man, that show was amazing! Remember “The People’s Poet”?
Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?
Behold, the splendor:
False. Exederine is best for hangovers. Or so I have heard.
Yes, but I take Bayer because it is supposed to be the best for your *heart*. I will forgive the oversight, as I understand that you have probably been drinking. (1:53 is happy hour somewhere!)
Exedrine is really good for hangovers—but what of my heart? What of my small, Grinch-like heart?