Raise your glasses
So living in New York, you get to go to a lot of cool events and performances. You just don’t always get such good seats. So what’s a guy to do? Say hello to my little friend: opera glasses!
The UPS guy just delivered ‘em. These bad boys magnify my vision by 300 percent and my coolness by at least that. Admittedly, they aren’t great for baseball, since I am always wearing a glove and carrying a [beverage] at those. And yes, I’d get my ass kicked if I busted them out in the nosebleed seats at a Rangers game. But say you’re in the fourth ring at New York City Ballet and you want to see Ashley Bouder clearly. (Trust me, guys: You want to see Ashley Bouder clearly.) Well who you gonna call? First name: Opera; last name: Glasses.